UNIVERSAL LAWS .......
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible location.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never
get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the
one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in
now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a
locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't
know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really
like, they will stop making it.
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