Indian Mating Call

Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the woods,
all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

He called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about,
was the other Indian crazy or what?

"No," said the Indian. "It is custom during mating season, when Indian men see cave,
they holler into cave opening.

If Indian gets answer back, it means Indian girl in cave waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave,
stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Imediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Cajun wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,

he was thinking, hoo, man! Look de size o' dis cave! It be bigger den dose de Injuns foun'.
Der mus' be some really big, fine womans in dis cave!

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He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!".

He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face,
he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the New Orleans Times-Picayune read:

"NAKED BARE BUTT CAJUN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."

 

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