old guys, one 80 one 87, were sitting on their usual
park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every
day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have
great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed
any help. He said "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would
you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you
get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows
about this stuff but me."
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