Breakfast Table Conversation

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.

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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table
one lazy Sunday morning. 

I said to her,
“If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff”. 

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. 

“I figure that you would eventually remarry
and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff.” 

She looked at me and said,
“What makes you think I'd marry another jerk?”

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