rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower. Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their
descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and
is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the
body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later,
he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer,
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
not exactly', Donnie says.
'When she answered
the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of
Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.