Recession has hit everybody:
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed while she danced when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for
and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made
$1.5 Trillion disappear!
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