Dad's Reply

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -

green, red, orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.


When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.

I was just wondering if you might be my kid."




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