I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy
some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next
The teenager had spiked hair in all different
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she
"What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good
In classic style he responded without batting an
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.
just wondering if
you might be my kid."