The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room after a home mishap.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.   When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
 
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
 
 
Here's the hat

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It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
 
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

 
But...don't try it at McDonald's.

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

 

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