Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're
painting or crafting,
you're going to smile when you
think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
lady, was nervous,
so he decided to tell her a little
joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank of latex, and workers of all
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves
and throw them into boxes of
the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of
the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are
Be afraid of
Be very afraid!
have been there and