INSTALLING A HUSBAND:
USEFUL INFORMATION FROM A DESPERATE BRIDE

  Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from a
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
 
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running 
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,  
Desperate!


DEAR DESPERATE;


First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0  to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or  Beer 6.1
Please note Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT
 under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0   (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.  This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0!!!

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and  cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.   We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

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