If you ever wondered what side of the fence you prefer,
this is a great test!


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned for

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out,
he thinks about how to better his
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to  church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!).

If a conservative decides he needs health care,
he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this,
he’ll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it to you..........


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