Golf Lessons

A foursome of men were waiting behind a foursome of women at the tee.

The ladies were taking their time.


When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 ft.

Then she went over and whiffed it completely.

Then she hacked it another 10 ft. and finally hacked it another 5 ft.

She looked up at the waiting men and said apologetically,

"I guess all those f**k*ng lessons I took over the winter didn't help."


One of the men responded, "Well, there you have it."

"You should have taken golf lessons instead!"


He never even had a chance to duck.

They said at the funeral he was only 43




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