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Understanding Engineers #1
Two engineering students
were biking across a university
campus when one said, "Where did
you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along
yesterday, minding my own
business, when a beautiful woman
rode up on this bike, threw it
to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said,
"Take what you want."
engineer nodded approvingly and
"Good choice, The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit you
Understanding Engineers #2
To the optimist, the glass is
To the pessimist, the glass is
To the engineer, the glass is twice
as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers #3
A priest, an
ophthalmologist, and an engineer
were golfing one morning behind
a particularly slow group of
The engineer fumed, "What's with
We must have been waiting for
The doctor chimed in,
"I don't know, but I've never
seen such inept golf!"
The priest said,
"Here comes the greens keeper.
Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George. What's
wrong with that group ahead of
They're rather slow, aren't
The greens keeper replied, "Oh,
yes. That's a group of blind
They lost their sight saving our
clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we let them play for free
The group fell silent for a
moment. Then the priest said,
"That's so sad. I think I'll say
a special prayer for them."
The ophthalmologist added, "Good
idea. And maybe I could examine
them to see if there's anything
I can do for them."
They were silent for a moment.
Then the engineer said, "Why
can't they play at night?"
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