The Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry,
he sat down and looked over the menu . . . . .


      *Tourist:                                                         $5.00


      * Broiled  Missionary:                                   $10.00


      * Fried  Explorer:                                           $15.00


      *Baked or grilled Politician:                       $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a price difference for the Politician?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."



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