The Candy With The Little Hole


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red.....................Cherry
    Yellow.................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange ...............Orange

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Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
 

None of the children could identify the taste.

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The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! T
hey're ass-holes!"


The teacher had to leave the room.

 

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