all use a little more calmness in our
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to
achieve inner peace is to finish
things you have started and have never
So, I looked around my house to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished, and
before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, 2
bottles of beer,
a package of Oreos, the
rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a
box of chocolates,
and a half bottle of rum.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel
Pass this on to those whom you think might
be in need of inner peace.