MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!
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I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

 
As soon as I wake up,

Will Power

helps me get out of bed.


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Then I go to see John.


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Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here,

he takes a lot of my time and attention.


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When he leaves,

Arthur Ritis
 
shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,

so he takes me from joint to joint.


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After such a busy day,

I'm really tired and glad  
to go to bed with

Ben Gay

What a life!
 


Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer.


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and thinking of calling

JACK DANIELS or  
JOHNNY WALKER

to come and keep me company.  

Now remember this:
 
Life is like a roll of toilet paper

the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes...

 

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