A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they
saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly retired Navy Master Chief,
gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well,
before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering
sweetened kiss for over a minute. Not only was the kiss
amazing but the way her body spooned against his took
his breath away.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! Thatttt
that –he stuttered- that was the best Kiss I have ever
had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
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