Instructions for Properly Hugging a Baby

Instructions for properly hugging a baby

(from a dog's point of view):

1. First, uh, find a baby.

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby,
by employing classic sniffing techniques.

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3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.

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4. The 'paw slide' :
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

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It will be a shame if you don't pass this along!!

 

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