Instructions for properly hugging a baby
(from a dog's point of view):
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found
was indeed a baby,
by employing classic sniffing
3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' :
Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need
to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean'
so as to achieve the best photo quality.
It will be a shame if you
don't pass this along!!