The Patriot Micro Chip Implant

 

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead and/or surrounding area(s).   When properly installed, it will allow the implantee to speak with God.

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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP comes in various sizes:

 

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Some temporary discomfort may occur at the injection site.

Best regards,

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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

 

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