NO NURSING HOME FOR ME......... READ BELOW
No nursing home for us.
We are checking into the Holiday
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing
$188.00 per day, there is a better way when
we get old and feeble.
We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday
For a combined long term stay discount and senior
discount, it's $49.23 per night. That leaves
$138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any
restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities
and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a spa,
swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and
washer-dryer, etc. Most have free
toothpaste and razors, and all have free
shampoo and soap.
worth of tips a day will have the entire staff
scrambling to help you. They treat you like a customer,
not a patient. There is a city bus stop out front, and
seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you
up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on
Sundays or a synagogue ride on Saturdays.
For a change of scenery, take
the airport shuttle bus and eat
at one of the nice restaurants
there. While you're at the
airport, fly somewhere.
Otherwise, the cash keeps
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.
Holiday Inn will take your reservation
today. And you are not stuck in one place
forever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or
even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii?
They have a Holiday Inn there too. TV
broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a
mattress replaced? No problem. They fix
everything, and apologize for the
The Inn has a night security person and
daily room service.. The maid checks to see if you are
ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or an
ambulance. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will
pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a
suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family.
They will always be glad to find you, and probably check
in for a few days mini-vacation. The grandkids can use the pool.
What more can you ask for?
So, when we reach that golden age,
we'll face it with a grin.
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