GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and
his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures..

But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice
when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across
to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead,
He had to get up because there was still work to do

 


Can I get an AMEN!!

 


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