You know you're a Floridian if....
A true map of Florida that explains this
weird, but wonderful state.
Those of you who live in Florida will
and those who donít have been warned.
You know you're a Floridian
You have eaten a 10
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you
know the rain
will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to
do with distance from the store,
but everything to do with
Your winter coat is
made of denim.
You can tell the difference between
fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You're younger than 30 but you have friends who are over
Anything under 70 degrees is
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other store can
compare to Publix.
You know that anything under a
Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
YOU DREAD LOVE BUG SEASON!
You are on a first name basis with the
They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances.
You know them as Andrew, Charley, Katrina, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne
and Wilma, Irene, Cheryl, Rita, Mary and Alison.
You know what a snowbird is and
when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is
actually pretty average.
'Down South' means Key West
Flip-flops are everyday wear.
are for business meetings and church,
but you HAVE worn flip flops
to church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing
suits, and one sweatshirt.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet
above sea level and chances are it's an old garbage dump that's been sodded.
You know the four seasons really are:
Love bug season,
You've hosted a hurricane
You can pronounce Okeechobee,
Withlacoochee, Thonotosassa, Econlockahatchee and
and you know where they are.
You understand why it's better
to have a friend with a boat,
than have a boat yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone
who couldn't swim.
You've worn shorts & A/C on
Christmas and New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as 'Northern
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