Six Truths in Life


1.  You cannot stick your tongue  out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, it is a  physical  impossibility.








2.  All rednecks, after reading #1 will  try it.

3.  And discover #1 is a  lie.  


4. You are smiling now because you are a redneck.   



5.  You soon will forward this to another redneck.


6.  There is still a  stupid smile on your face .  


I sincerely  apologize about this but I'm a redneck too and I needed company.    You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.


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