1. You cannot stick your tongue
out and look up
at the ceiling at the same time, it
is a physical impossibility.
2. All rednecks, after reading #1
will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you
are a redneck.
5. You soon will forward this to
6. There is still a stupid smile
on your face .
I sincerely apologize about this
but I'm a redneck too and I needed
company. You now have 2
options...delete it, or send it
along to put a
smile on someone's face today.
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