THREE LITTLE BOYS
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had
not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church.
But, only the janitor was there.
One little boy said,
"We need to be
baptized because no one will come out and play with us..
Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and
dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a
time. Then he said, "You are now baptized!"
When they got outside, one of them
asked, "'What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not
Kathlick, because they pour the water on you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk
all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just
sprinkle water on you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you
smell that water?"
They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What
do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisskopailians