Just in case you weren't
feeling too old today


The people who are starting
college this fall
were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember
the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always
included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years
before they were born.

They have always had an
answering machine.

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been
on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always
been microwave

They never took a swim
and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork
was or where he was from.

They never heard:
'Where's the Beef?',
'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ' or
'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in
Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue
how to use a typewriter..

Pass this on to the other
old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type?

hat's for those of us who
have trouble reading.

Save the earth.
It's the only planet with chocolate




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